Public Service Announcement

Due to an unfortunate incident at 3 o'clock this morning involving five Norweigans, eight pints of Guinness, some shots of something black and a fountain, I appear to have drowned my phone.

If you text me can you identify yourself, please - I think I might have lost numbers from the phone that weren't 'saved to SIM' or whatever nonsense way those things work. In fact, if you're reading this and you think I might need your phone number at some point in the future, can you email it to me or something, please? Ta.